Happy March Fourth!

Many years ago, King Clyde Glunk faced a dilemma. His kingdom was about to come under siege by the Romans as they advanced through Europe.rnrnThe King stepped onto his balcony and addressed his people..

“My citizens, we have a grave decision to make. The Roman army is approaching and we are badly outnumbered with no chance of victory. If we fight, we will most likely be overrun with very few survivors left to tell our tale. However, if we abandon our small kingdom to flee and hide throughout Europe, our culture will be lost and forgotten in the sands of time. I will not order you to fight. Instead, I leave the decision to you, good people. Shall we face the oncoming onslaught and fight to defend our way of life, or shall we run? I shall return in the morning for your answer.”

The next day, King Clyde Glunk, weary from a sleepless night, made his way to the balcony to once again address his people.

“Good people, I ask you. Do we run and hide? Or do we head onward into battle?”

There was silence as a lone representative from the crowd made his way to the front. He stopped, and looked up at his King. He removed his hat and began to speak…

“Your Majesty,” he said, “as your loyal subjects, we have discussed this long into the night. We have weighed every option, and have come to a solid conclusion.”

“What say you?” asked the King.

“We shall not run and hide. We shall… MARCH FORTH!”

And that’s how we came to celebrate this holiday. May you and yours have a glorius March 4th.

Jim Says:” The world could benefit from a few more Sam Sundermans.”

The Return of the Six-Gun Philosopher

After too many years gone, I will be returning to the stand-up stage in the coming months. I’ve been doing quite a bit of writing and am putting the finishing touches on a new act.rnrnIn the meantime, enjoy this clip from the “glory days” when Monroeville, PA was the seat of all comedy in the universe. (Not really, but work with me here.)

 

Booking info and dates will be coming soon.rnrnJim Says: “Take my wife. Please!”

Overhyped commercials vying for our attention during the Superbowl are as much a part of the spectacle that the game has become. However, one spot this year really hit home, and carried a powerful message that went far beyond just selling a product.

Chrysler, teamed with Eminem, released this moving two minute spot..

 

Being from Pittsburgh and seeing the steel mills and coal mines shut down, I can feel for the hard working people of Detroit. These people have a great city, strong work ethics, great spirit and will manage to rebuild. Pittsburgh did well, maintained and is a wonderful city to live in. We survived and rebuilt our industries, brought companies and jobs in, and survived quite nicely. Other cities will as well.rnrn The rust belt is not dead, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Toledo, Youngstown, and yes, Detroit, will survive, will rebuild, and will remain the core of America. rnrnI’m tired of the nay sayers, the doomsday crowd, and the ones who have given up. You can’t keep a good city down. So Detroit, here’s to you, know that I’m rooting for you.rnrnJim Says:”Go ahead, bet against us. It’ll be your loss.”