Jim Says: “I know it’s a lame excuse for a post. If you don’t like it, get your own damn site!”
Jim says: “Rats, skunked again!”
“Twas the night before Christmas..
..and my jackass neighbors were at it again.”
Jim Says: “Happy Festivus, rest of us.”
Jim Says: “I’ll be fighting the good retail fight. Stop by and say hi. And bring some liquor. ALOT of liquor!”
rnrn Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the turkey before us. A turkey, which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird. A social being, capable of actual affection. . . nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.rnrn -MilornrnJim Says: “Happy Thanksgiving, old friends.”
