I’ve been experimenting with my GoPro lately and I’ve noticed something. Whenever I’m editing, regardless of time lapse projects, etc., the first frame is always the same..
The First Frame of Every GoPro movie.
Jim Says:”It’s funny because it’s true.”
..Always
Jim Says:”Laugh it up, Fuzzball!”
“It’s like, Dude, how did they know? That’s so creepy, right? My boss must be in the illuminati or something. Man, I bet they have drones tracking $20 bills so they can figure when it’s being spent on weed. I hear they put a chip in each bill so satellites can track them.”
“Dude, you backed into a police car.”
“Yeah, but it was the government that arrested me. Fascists!”
Jim Says:”If you’re doing something illegal, don’t advertise it, stupid. What are you, high?”
And they rolled back the rock, and Jesus entered the cave, lightsaber at the ready..
Jim Says:”Happy Easter, you filthy bastards!”
This came in today..
Greatest spam ever!
I admit, I am intrigued. I googled the domain that it was sent from, and sadly it does not exist. I’m tempted to reply just to see if I can get the rest of the story.
The bigger question is, if I turn this into a screenplay, can I be sued? I would never plagiarize, but my mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. [1]Ditto!
Anyway, this was better than any TV I’ve seen today. Thank you, random internet jackass!
Jim Says:”Will Rogers ever find love? Where is Jones now? What will we tell the magicians?”
Footnotes
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