“Strange, whenever I’m in the woods, I seem to get a clearer signal…”

Jim Says:”It’s government squirrels! They record our conversations!!!”

Today I started my own “Occupy” protest.

It’s happening on the couch in my living room right now and involves quit a bit of chanting (yelling) at the idiots on “Maury” while my laundry is in the dryer.

It may involve baking some brownies later.

Jim Says: “No brownies, no peace!”

A few notes from a recent shopping trip..

It’s toothpaste. Not a Gordian Knot. Grab a tube and move on!

How adorable! Instead of one of you staying home and taking care of your FIVE children, you brought all of them with you so the rest of us could babysit them in various aisles while you look for the best deal on Bud Light.

Pardon me, but while you’re busy looking for the mythical “Perfect Dozen Eggs of Antioch”, do you mind if I just grab the one on top and get on with my life?

Again, only toothpaste. Just grab the one that’s the same color as the one you have at home.

Interesting science fact, human visual edge and depth perception doesn’t fully develop by the age of five. Therefore, it may not be the best idea to let your child “drive” the cart. EVER!

Jim Says: “I doubt, therefore I may be.”

Jim Says: “I know it’s a lame excuse for a post. If you don’t like it, get your own damn site!”