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Hiding a cult in plain sight..

Posted by Jim on April 16, 2021
Posted in: Humor.

Why does every Peleton commercial seem to feature a woman, seemingly being held against her will and forced to work out? I swear, it’s like watching a Netflix true crime documentary series.

The most recent features a woman who seems to live alone with her cat and spends all day talking to the screen on her exercise bike. Is she being held against her will? Who pays her bills? How does she get food?

You will be scared when we allow you to be scared.

This is just disturbing. It’s like a cult that imprisons women in their 30s and forces them to workout. I still can’t pin down the business model.

  1. Force kidnapped women to exercise.
  2. ???
  3. Profit!

Did they ever rescue this poor woman?

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