Jim Says:”This is why I’ll save up for a $2000 laptop rather than settle for a $500 crash generator.”
“Strange, whenever I’m in the woods, I seem to get a clearer signal…”
Jim Says:”It’s government squirrels! They record our conversations!!!”
Jim Says:”God bless us, everybody!”
Oh Yeah?!? Well, if I’ve “outgrown it”, how come it still fits?
This is why I’m a Jedi Master, and you’re just a stupid ex-girlfriend!!!
Jim Says:”The Jets are finally back and there’s no hockey. This is what waterboarding must feel like.”
Jim Says: “Seiously, if you can’t live on a million or so a year…”
