This came in today..

Greatest spam ever!

I admit, I am intrigued. I googled the domain that it was sent from, and sadly it does not exist. I’m tempted to reply just to see if I can get the rest of the story.

The bigger question is, if I turn this into a screenplay, can I be sued? I would never plagiarize, but my mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. ^[1]Ditto!

Anyway, this was better than any TV I’ve seen today. Thank you, random internet jackass!

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