HAMLET
To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there may be the rub, for in this sleep…

20%?!? I just had this plugged in! Where’s that damn cable. 

(calls to someone offstage)

Hon.. 

GERTRUDE!!

GERT!!

GERTRUDE
What?

HAMLET

Keep the goddam phone plugged in when you’re watching YouTube.. PLEASE!!

Jim Says: ” The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, stop forwarding it to me!”

HAMLET
(takes skull from Horatio)
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew.. him..

Wait! This isn’t Yorick!!
Did you just hand me some rando’s skull and pretend it was Yorick’s?

HORATIO
(giggles)

HAMLET
You can be a real prick sometimes, Horatio.
A real goddam prick.

Jim Says: “What light through yon window breaks? Alas, it is United 227 non-stop to Denver.”