And they rolled back the rock, and Jesus entered the cave, lightsaber at the ready..
Jim Says:”Happy Easter, you filthy bastards!”
Humor
This came in today..
Greatest spam ever!
I admit, I am intrigued. I googled the domain that it was sent from, and sadly it does not exist. I’m tempted to reply just to see if I can get the rest of the story.
The bigger question is, if I turn this into a screenplay, can I be sued? I would never plagiarize, but my mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. [1]Ditto!
Anyway, this was better than any TV I’ve seen today. Thank you, random internet jackass!
Jim Says:”Will Rogers ever find love? Where is Jones now? What will we tell the magicians?”
Footnotes
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I’ve been reading a rather interesting book lately, that covers the origin and metamorphosis of many common words and phrases.
According to Mark Forsyth’s “The Etymologicon”
What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?
A key.
A dick joke from the 10th century! I love it!
Jim Says:”Faith in humanity.. Restored!”
The gold medal hockey game has more riding on it than you realize.
Jim Says: “We HAVE to win this one!”
This is an important skill every person should have..
http://vimeo.com/11673844
Jim Says:”Such life saving.”
