Jim Says: “It’s like having deja-vu all over again.”

Prank idea #11,427
(Inspired by a recent doctor’s visit)

List a random friend of your as the emergency contact during a medical visit. Then if anything happens, they’ll get a very serious phone call and not know what to do next. Not only is it a great prank, but if you die, you get the last word.

Jim Says: “Phil, if I die, the look on your face will be priceless!!”

I enjoy writing. Ideas for stories can be inspired by the smallest incidents while talking with friends or just being out and about. Sometimes, the idea flows smoothly and and pours onto the page like a fine wine. At other times, a full head of steam will dissipate like a fart in the wind leaving me with nowhere to go.

At times like that, I’ll just let the words fall where they may and fix it later. Here are a few examples from some of the various works in progress that have yet to be published on this site. Continue Reading

• Crackers
• Oreos
• White Bread
• Rice Cakes
• Corn Bread
• Spic ‘n Span
• Marshmallows
• Faygo

Jim Says: “I’ve got the flu, this is the best I can do right now.”