I’ll support charging Snowden with espionage, if you also charge Hillary with treason.
Jim Says:”Who cares.”
Politics
Look, I’m against marriage in general. There are plenty of other ways for two people to be perfectly miserable without dragging the government, the church, and a bunch of other crap into their lives. The only benefit I can see is a tax break, but maybe I’m just bitter.rnrnSo, if you want to marry another (or several) consenting adult(s), I’m fine with it. Knock yourself out. It’s like a great gamble where you bet half of your stuff. That’s your “Pursuit of Happiness”? I see no harm, no victim, no problem whatsoever.
Of all the people that should be supporting same sex marriage, I would expect the divorce lawyers lobby to be at the front. In my time as a bouncer, and having gay friends, I can tell you that Nobody fights like gay men! I mean just brutality, vengeful, spiteful, plain old scary. There is a cottage industry waiting to happen if I’ve ever seen one.
Jim says:” Of all the problems we face today, this is NOT one of them. Grow up!”
The difference between respectable..
..and you.
Jim says:”I hated hipsters before it was cool.”
Congratulation to Annikan P. Skywalker of Anchorhead, Tatooine! You’re the new Pope!
Jim Says:”Pray I do not alter it any further. Get it? Alter..”
As the election draws closer and the blame for the rough economy gets thrown from party to party, I’m reminded of the plan a few years ago to build a wall along the Mexican border to prevent people from sneaking back to Guadalajara with our jobs hidden under their coats
It got me to thinking, as long we’re going to use this as a “job creator” and hide behind the promise that it is somehow not racist but, in fact, protection of some kind, let’s do it right. I’ve drawn up a map with a few additional improvements.
(Click to enlarge)
As you can see, the original border wall is still in place, to help protect our jobs and such. I’ve also added a couple of much needed ones. First, is the wall across the Northern edge of Florida, henceforth to be known as “North Cuba”. That’s right, I say we wall it off and give it to Cuba as an apology and sign of goodwill. I know what you’re saying, how is giving someone millions of acres of swampland populated with inbred luddites a sign of good will? Well, we’re including Disney World. And two Primanti Brothers.
In addition to that, we can build a second wall around Luisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia. These 4 states will now be known as “Nascaristan”. This idea has been a long time coming, but the final straw was the incident from an episode of Top Gear UK, where Alabama embarrasses our entire country on the global stage.
http://youtu.be/4jG0D2nRGrQ
Full segment from Top Gear HERE
The real genius of this plan is that having Cuba just on the other side of the border wall, Nascaristan will be so busy hating on them for no reason to cause problems for the rest of us.
Then again, we can always just apply my usual foreign policy and “Nuke them from space”.
Jim Says: “How am I not President?”
